February 2012
383 posts
passive aggressive text post
nothing feels okay tonight.
Anonymous asked: Why do you always say you hurt people? I'm sorry if this isn't appropriate or anything, I was just curious.
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i’m just slowly going to lose all my friends because i’m a shitty person , i have no real redeeming qualities and i just hurt people and then i’ll just lay bed forever and eat oreos until i die
Anonymous asked: Can I call you right now? Like right this very second?
Anonymous asked: Are you talking to someone now?
Anonymous asked: Do you like to be alone
Anonymous asked: How long is your dick
bukowski is really cool and all, but he really isn’t the only poet out there. seriously.
so i’m home alone, if anyone wants to get dinner i’d love that because i’d rather not order pizza…again…
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Anonymous asked: Now that you have an undercut and blue hair I want an undercut and blue hair, too.
Anonymous asked: What do you look for in a girl?
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all i want is baja blast and like 6 hard shell tacos. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous asked: why are you a god awful person at the moment?
Anonymous asked: You are cute and I would date you.
The "turn-off" "turn-on" game. Ask me anything and... →
mmoshmelloww:
i’ll rate blogsssss
Anonymous asked: Because you're really hot, and I bet that your dick is, too. So, I say do it.
Anonymous asked: You should actually post your dick...
Anonymous asked: tbh sometimes I get really bored and I make meaningless threats to random people on tumblr that I don't know in real life
Anonymous asked: tbh
i’ll probably leave that picture up for an episode of the office so enjoy it while you can
Anonymous asked: I was talking about mine. Asshole
Anonymous asked: little circumcised pee pee
Anonymous asked: Are you circumcised?
haha
so i got really bored today and gave myself a landing strip and i was about to post a picture of it but then i realized that my friends would make fun of me but then again its supposed to be funny so i probably will do it .ITS PRETTY FUNNY.
Reblog if you want (1) cute message.
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hey im sick and in bed and basically dying so if anybody would like to write in my ask and say hi or be rude or nice or just have a conversation with me that would be cool
sharedbodies.tumblr.com/ask
people can be really really ugly. myself included.
Tonight was pretty weird. Seahaven was literally amazing. Candy hearts was good. The rest of the package was okay!!
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Everyone at this chipotle table just saw my ween. It was cool. I think the dynamic of me and Jon’s relationship had changed. He approved. Ugh. Big Ween problems.
do that whole "impersonate me" thing →
envyadams:
it’ll be fun
or whatever
i doubt anyone will but it’ll be pretty funny if you do
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ohokcool asked: 17~~~